Month: November 2015
Dammit so much
So, I’ve been in fairly severe pain since about…um…Wednesday? I can’t keep track. Anyway, it hurts to take a deep breath (or release one) – not lungs, but ribs and muscles. My hips are killing me. My lower back is killing me. The clincher is that it hurts my hands to put my car in… Continue reading Dammit so much
This is the song that never ends…
Got this message today
In which I injure myself laughing
He switched to a puppy photo, but I swear on a stack of Dianetics it’s Headless Torso
In which I save humanity from robots
First I thought “jackass with fake photos” (other profile photos were of puppies) But after the response, I became suspicious. For our safety, I replied with the following: For those of you who can’t translate binary: You’re a robot disguised as a headless torso, aren’t you? Compute pi to the last digit. You’re… Continue reading In which I save humanity from robots
In which I demonstrate the use of punctuation
Missing the Point
I’m genuinely at a loss.
