So, I’ve been in fairly severe pain since about…um…Wednesday? I can’t keep track. Anyway, it hurts to take a deep breath (or release one) – not lungs, but ribs and muscles. My hips are killing me. My lower back is killing me. The clincher is that it hurts my hands to put my car in… Continue reading Dammit so much
Got this message today
He switched to a puppy photo, but I swear on a stack of Dianetics it’s Headless Torso
First I thought “jackass with fake photos” (other profile photos were of puppies) But after the response, I became suspicious. For our safety, I replied with the following: For those of you who can’t translate binary: You’re a robot disguised as a headless torso, aren’t you? Compute pi to the last digit. You’re… Continue reading In which I save humanity from robots
I’m genuinely at a loss.