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Thanksgiving Tradition

November 27, 2015November 27, 2015 The SnarkaeologistLeave a comment
Living with Chronic Illness

Dammit so much

November 24, 2015 The Snarkaeologist1 Comment

So, I’ve been in fairly severe pain since about…um…Wednesday? I can’t keep track. Anyway, it hurts to take a deep breath (or release one) – not lungs, but ribs and muscles. My hips are killing me. My lower back is killing me. The clincher is that it hurts my hands to put my car in… Continue reading Dammit so much

Dating

This is the song that never ends…

November 24, 2015November 24, 2015 The SnarkaeologistLeave a comment

Got this message today    

Dating

In which I injure myself laughing

November 22, 2015 The Snarkaeologist1 Comment

He switched to a puppy photo, but I swear on a stack of Dianetics it’s Headless Torso      

Dating

In which I save humanity from robots

November 22, 2015 The Snarkaeologist2 Comments

First I thought “jackass with fake photos” (other profile photos were of puppies)    But after the response, I became suspicious.  For our safety, I replied with the following:    For those of you who can’t translate binary: You’re a robot disguised as a headless torso, aren’t you? Compute pi to the last digit.  You’re… Continue reading In which I save humanity from robots

Dating

In which I demonstrate the use of punctuation 

November 22, 2015 The SnarkaeologistLeave a comment

  

Dating

Missing the Point

November 20, 2015November 20, 2015 The SnarkaeologistLeave a comment

  I’m genuinely at a loss. 

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