Necessary background: The beginning of my profile is:
Geek girl with cane accessory, slightly less than mint condition. Not in box. Missing original receipt. Certificate of authenticity. Totally new to this online dating thing (please don’t send me photos of your peen, I’m not *that* new).
My “are we getting sexually intimate tonight” lothario returned with a new profile photo:
Also, I could have sworn I un-liked him…