He switched to a puppy photo, but I swear on a stack of Dianetics it’s Headless Torso
First I thought “jackass with fake photos” (other profile photos were of puppies) But after the response, I became suspicious. For our safety, I replied with the following: For those of you who can’t translate binary: You’re a robot disguised as a headless torso, aren’t you? Compute pi to the last digit. You’re… Continue reading In which I save humanity from robots
I’m genuinely at a loss.
(This story was first posted on my old blog in 2011) It’s random tales from the field time again, children. Gather round. The last time I was in Sudan (2008) I got really, really sick. Flu with complications. Wound up leaving our excavation site for about a week to go back to the capital in… Continue reading A Tale of Hammers and Bees
I started this online dating thing a few months ago. The deep irony of this is that while I was married I’d see commercials or hear stories from friends and say “I’m so glad I’ll never have to do that!” Thanks, Universe. Now I still don’t have to date or whatever and I actually am okay… Continue reading OKCupid Musings